Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more All the kings horses n all the kings men Bent the bitch over and fucked her again Humpty Dumpty sat on the loooooo Humpty Dumpty did a BIG poo All the kings horses n all the kings men Had to wait an hour to use the bathroom again. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. Humpty Dumpty cut it of with a saw. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. I just can't stand them!