Why do black people wear hats covering their face? What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman? These 3 guys were in the middle of nowhere and were stranded with no way of transportation to get to town. Why don't orphans play baseball? A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush. But whatever you do, just don't give me the heart of a black man. Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival?