Bonus points if anyone laughs! Now armed with this intimate information about each other, Sirius somehow coerces Snape into spending time researching sex with him in the library, naughty shops, asking bawdy women, etc. The dom's blindfold Rebecca and then throw her into a public fountain. Steps right up to the archway. He asks Sirius for advice; the problem is that Sirius doesn't have any advice becasue he's a virgin, too, and thouroughly embarassed about the fact. A time-turner sends the pair back to the Middle Ages. Severus has to save Sirius.