Wallace Irwin The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. So I can borrow your golf clubs then, right? Statisticians do it when it counts. Statisticians Excerpted from "Quotes, Damned Quotes" by John Bibby If there is a chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.