Catwoman having unnatural relations with a Rottweiler. The very word "slapstick," in fact, comes from Italian Commedia dell'Arte , where it was the name of a paddle used by mischievous characters to loudly spank exposed rear ends. They just kinda lay there. Toys for Twats Q. It gave him the idea to add purple horseshoes. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common? So they don't whistle on the way down.